People In London Should Not Eat Rice: PILSNER. Or drink rice wine. Musicians over forty should not take barbiturates even if they are very famous because it may cause one undesirable side-effect. Death.
The good Doctor just wanted to help. Yeah right! Someone should help him! Now the king is dead or like Elvis Presley pretending to be dead and we have that good doctor to thank for it.
The whole week all I have heard is everyone give their can of beans about what happened. Well let me spill the lama beans right here. That guy was the most mistreated kid since time immemorial. He was dealing with haggard narcissistic promoters from the day he first sung. It is a pity that he was never allowed to grow up. Everyone figured he was good with Bubbles as long as Bubbles could not talk or tell him who was stealing what from his coffers. All the warning signs were there from the start.
Pepsi burnt him and then paid millions to have him repaired. Jesus Kristo, that poor boy walked around looking like Yellowman's ghostly cousin. I think Pepsi should give all of us a freebie for loss of entertainer, because they started it.
He was a bit bonkers before, with all those rumours that he liked to think he could one day look like Diana Rose, or was is just malicious wags and their poisoned pens? But I never figured him for a crack head. Now, come to think of it, he must have been startin' something on the Thriller tour. His presence and antics in Manila,Philippines changed Filipinos' lives forever. Some still believe he is amongst them. Those daft people.
I wonder if he left a manual of his dance moves.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
This days
I am flabbergasted by the apparent juxtaposition of ideals and propaganda on the body politic vis a vis the rapid extermination of ideal and moral standing in so far as it is necessary to maintain the progression to higher ideals.
That statement does not make sense. I am finding that many things do not make sense. In a cute kind of US state department kind of way. Example: There has been an action that can be classified as aggressive but we cannot state at this time wether or not it was on Al Quaeda but we can say conclusively that the aims of that mission were reached though the extent of that success is yet to be established.OK. I think that is why journalists have to get degrees. Just to understand the implied meanings. The zit could have just said: We sent a deadly unmaned jet fighter into Al Quaeda territory and bombed the sh*t out of them. Alot of them are dead.Finito.
Academicians do not and will never make sense. They are too busy trying to walk the middle line. Or too busy finding new ways of sounding knowledgeable without making sense.
According to Prison Break, the whole world is controlled by 'The company'. Yet Freemasons pride themselves with spreading the rumor that they control the world. According to scientists not allowed at scientific conferences; It is also controlled from Nibiru, a distant planet filled with giants. Some individuals of doubtful psycho-profile have been heard whispering that it is all planned from the helm of a large extraterrestrial vessel with green coloured individuals suspected to be alive. Another individual who has at times been placed on government watchlists for trying to behave like a cultist says it is all in the tent of the living god. I forgot to ask if there is a tent for the dead god. Maybe he sleeps outside.
In this era when lambs eat pork chops and shepherds are known to lie among the flock, it is always good to know if the shepherd has a condom. If God worked for a Wall street venture capitalist he has by now moved on to a better venture. This particular project is possibly a white elephant. After being hijacked by the Illuminati, ruled by the pope, experimented on by ungodly aliens, looted by 'the company' and desecrated by the Masons I think this vessel has run out of 'journey mercies'. Maybe.
Christians, or the newer version that refer to themselves endearingly as Xtians have a way with words. They say in the beginning was the word. Muslims have an even better way of putting it though i will avoid paraphrasing. The penalty for misquoting a certain holy book I have heard is neither a good or healthy thing. Especially to persons who can be said to be of a none Islamic leaning. Buddhists are most of the time sleeping or pretending to sleep. I have tried meditation and I think there is still one more scam to be unearthed, it involves crossing your legs(If you can) and going to sleep. The Hindu faith is therapeutic. You can be angry at one god and switch gods any day. 6000 gods and more still being born. Members of the bovine species are gods so no need to go on pilgrimage to an exotic location at a high cost in this global economic recession. Your cattle Boma is it.
In the beginning, there was a missionary. He invented the missionary position. He had a wife who complied with this ideal position. While he was inventing the position he would at times preach the gospel and forget some matrimonial duties. His main aim was to cure the African of his disease. The African was too keen on his sexuality and would at times be seen brandishing his superiority to shame the lone European in the village. Now, the missionary is just working hard to get some medicine to help him brandish something with some authority. Just check your SPAM folder. Or the checkout stand at your local supermarket.
Nothing makes sense nowadays. But did it ever?
That statement does not make sense. I am finding that many things do not make sense. In a cute kind of US state department kind of way. Example: There has been an action that can be classified as aggressive but we cannot state at this time wether or not it was on Al Quaeda but we can say conclusively that the aims of that mission were reached though the extent of that success is yet to be established.OK. I think that is why journalists have to get degrees. Just to understand the implied meanings. The zit could have just said: We sent a deadly unmaned jet fighter into Al Quaeda territory and bombed the sh*t out of them. Alot of them are dead.Finito.
Academicians do not and will never make sense. They are too busy trying to walk the middle line. Or too busy finding new ways of sounding knowledgeable without making sense.
According to Prison Break, the whole world is controlled by 'The company'. Yet Freemasons pride themselves with spreading the rumor that they control the world. According to scientists not allowed at scientific conferences; It is also controlled from Nibiru, a distant planet filled with giants. Some individuals of doubtful psycho-profile have been heard whispering that it is all planned from the helm of a large extraterrestrial vessel with green coloured individuals suspected to be alive. Another individual who has at times been placed on government watchlists for trying to behave like a cultist says it is all in the tent of the living god. I forgot to ask if there is a tent for the dead god. Maybe he sleeps outside.
In this era when lambs eat pork chops and shepherds are known to lie among the flock, it is always good to know if the shepherd has a condom. If God worked for a Wall street venture capitalist he has by now moved on to a better venture. This particular project is possibly a white elephant. After being hijacked by the Illuminati, ruled by the pope, experimented on by ungodly aliens, looted by 'the company' and desecrated by the Masons I think this vessel has run out of 'journey mercies'. Maybe.
Christians, or the newer version that refer to themselves endearingly as Xtians have a way with words. They say in the beginning was the word. Muslims have an even better way of putting it though i will avoid paraphrasing. The penalty for misquoting a certain holy book I have heard is neither a good or healthy thing. Especially to persons who can be said to be of a none Islamic leaning. Buddhists are most of the time sleeping or pretending to sleep. I have tried meditation and I think there is still one more scam to be unearthed, it involves crossing your legs(If you can) and going to sleep. The Hindu faith is therapeutic. You can be angry at one god and switch gods any day. 6000 gods and more still being born. Members of the bovine species are gods so no need to go on pilgrimage to an exotic location at a high cost in this global economic recession. Your cattle Boma is it.
In the beginning, there was a missionary. He invented the missionary position. He had a wife who complied with this ideal position. While he was inventing the position he would at times preach the gospel and forget some matrimonial duties. His main aim was to cure the African of his disease. The African was too keen on his sexuality and would at times be seen brandishing his superiority to shame the lone European in the village. Now, the missionary is just working hard to get some medicine to help him brandish something with some authority. Just check your SPAM folder. Or the checkout stand at your local supermarket.
Nothing makes sense nowadays. But did it ever?
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Continuation
Okay, It has been a while since I did this. The Crazy Dog was sick and his master was having a period of introversion induced by too much technology. I think I have forgotten how to write.....but did I ever know how to?
In my descent into scientific extrapolation I came about a new formula for calculating the rate at which a rotten politician starts believing in his own lies. After a lifetime of conniving and dodging honesty, the truth is no longer a concept that exists in a narrow mind, so narrow that the proverbial needles eye looks like a wide Chinese made highway.
African politicians behave as if they were born stupid. It is cute in an Idi Amin Dada themed movie but not so cute when it starts costing the country lives. I heard some wag say that people get the leaders they deserve. Well, it is kind of true Wajinga ndio waliwao, the foolish perish.
Cities rise and fall on the basis of its managers' compentence. When 100 rats invade the throne it is so much worse than one lion sitting on people heads. Compare the effect of zit on your face and a boil. ZIT ZIT ZIT , zit rules.
I hate beauracrats. Why? They supervise the mess someone else starts and then pretend not to know who poked who and who faked who. Stupid boils!
One rat tells the other about the shiny new rollercoaster in town. Guess which rat gets caught in the mouse trap while the fat one eats the cheese. I think in the 'new age' some of this tricks should have lost credence. but I guess the next election campaign will prove me wrong when the people are given power to cede it right back to their tormentors for a pack of Posho. Thin rats!
Lets all start a big movement for all those who want to govern themselves. No rebels please.
In my descent into scientific extrapolation I came about a new formula for calculating the rate at which a rotten politician starts believing in his own lies. After a lifetime of conniving and dodging honesty, the truth is no longer a concept that exists in a narrow mind, so narrow that the proverbial needles eye looks like a wide Chinese made highway.
African politicians behave as if they were born stupid. It is cute in an Idi Amin Dada themed movie but not so cute when it starts costing the country lives. I heard some wag say that people get the leaders they deserve. Well, it is kind of true Wajinga ndio waliwao, the foolish perish.
Cities rise and fall on the basis of its managers' compentence. When 100 rats invade the throne it is so much worse than one lion sitting on people heads. Compare the effect of zit on your face and a boil. ZIT ZIT ZIT , zit rules.
I hate beauracrats. Why? They supervise the mess someone else starts and then pretend not to know who poked who and who faked who. Stupid boils!
One rat tells the other about the shiny new rollercoaster in town. Guess which rat gets caught in the mouse trap while the fat one eats the cheese. I think in the 'new age' some of this tricks should have lost credence. but I guess the next election campaign will prove me wrong when the people are given power to cede it right back to their tormentors for a pack of Posho. Thin rats!
Lets all start a big movement for all those who want to govern themselves. No rebels please.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
I hate analysts. I also reserve extra vitriol for Hollywood's film makers. Hollywood is full of myths and farces. Maybe that is why they are so successful. I so hate them.
Analysts just talk shit. They talked shit which resulted in people losing their livelihoods overnight. Now they are talking shit just to lift spirits.
At the end of the year I think i will be taking up a new career along the East African coastline. I have heard that with a raft and a toy gun you could start a lucrative business hijacking hijackers. Those b*****s be rolling with plenty of moolah (Cheddar,Ganji,Chapaa, Nyiadu).
Or I could just stick to something safe. Like Magic. Just ask David Blane how much he is conning. Oh sorry, coining, off those gullible fools.
I think Jesus was the last guy that did any real magic. Its a pity. I think it is about time another real prophet showed up, we are tired of Jesus freaks and Moses wannabes and I think we deserve another prophet.
The stock market has its Gurus but I think they are all full of it. They paid some very clever guy to write a paper that says the stock market is the most stable long term investment. True. But for who? For who the bell tolls?
I am done venting my proverbial spleen.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Loon
Re: Letter from body
Hello Brother Head,
We have not been speaking for a while; I admit that though it was nothing to do with the fact that you lacked ideas, it could be the reason.
In retrospect, we have never had this type of problems when you have been fully functional. However your functionality has been unable to convince me of how I or any other person can gain from our continued association.
However, you should not worry if we do not speak because you always have my attention; being that we live on the same body and all. I think we should make a declaration so as to create a more conducive environment for us to have a balanced, sane and respectful co-existence.
I suggest the following, subject to your amendments:
I Head, being of sound mind and believing in the importance of peaceful co-existence and co-operation in this commonwealth, hereby swear to uphold the conditions of sanity and peace, while generally being considerate to others in the union of the body.
I hope for a favorable reply.
With thanks,
Brother Body.
Re: Reply from head
Dear Mr. Body,
Please note that I am not your brother. Nor is it your work description to discern the quality of ideas coming from the HEAD!
In retrospect, you have never engaged in any endeavor that brought a remarkable change to your own condition. For this reason please desist henceforth from being the kettle that called the silverware black.
If you have a problem please note that I am the HEAD! And by default I am the thinking apparatus! Please note that the key word here is thought. Until you are able to muster the support of even one brain cell, please remember that this is a dictatorship and not a social democracy. Any more unwarranted complaints will attract sanctions, which may or may not include reduced efforts towards gathering resources such as food.
The following is a slight amendment to your so called declaration:
I Head being sole generator of ideas has declared a democracy of one. This means that I solely hold the rights to any endeavor undertaken by Messrs Body et al. Any part attempting to overrule this declaration will be denied thinking resources.
It should be remembered that others including one Mr. Tongue have made mistakes previously and have regretted bitterly. Loss of taste and sensation does have its setbacks.
Compliance will be enforced.
Without any feelings,
Your Boss, Mr. Head.
Re: Message from heart.
Dear parts,
Shut up or I pull the plug.
Thank you.
With humility,
Heart.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
The sister of the brother of the uncle of the ...........
Blood is a good thing.Blood is also a bad thing.Depends on where it splatters itself.It is okay when it is mentioned in the same context as 'thicker than water'.Not really okay when it is mentioned in a phone call from the mafia.
Just wondering whether my 1400 to the power of 10 twice removed cousin George Bush knows what shit hit his fan.The basis of Kenyan corruption is nepotism.I will give my brother the job even if he cannot type the name SHIT.Sheeeeeet!
But then corruption is a relative term.Veeeery relative.Niggas get skinned and fried and the sumbeetch expects all the world to call it a small financial hiccup that $1 Trillion (70 Pentrillion Tanzanian shillings) can fix.Beeeutch you flippin foggin crazy!That money can feed a billion Africans for life.Beeeeeeetch!
Picture this scenario in ancient America; Lehman put finger in cookie jar,cookie jar very warm,Lehman put two finger in jar,veeery warm, then Lehman call his shaggedy brother to help.It was good while it lasted.Cookie jar grew teeth and the rest is severed finger history.Severed finger and a whole lot of intestinal damage.
If there is a sad thing about being the pawn of a geek in a suit with 100 business models that could work or fail,it is the possibility of being left without a perch to perch on.Sort of like a little bird after a sortee by the vulture patrol.'Home owners' without shit to their name sounds like the recipe that George and family figured would be best so America could go f**k up 3 wars.Beeeeetch!
I want to personally kill all the terrorists.But f**k it if it takes me a billion dollars.I would be better off bribing them sunsabeeetches.Soon Osama would be Wasapa and you can pick him off some prime carribean beach and fry his kidneys.Would not have to post any of those scary raggedy beard pictures of his.Not with all the bling he got.Bribe the Biatch,he comes out to go get some ice for his Mamisita and Kubliaow! Gotcha Beeetch!
I guess Lehman and his brothers got seriously shagged by the 'market forces'.But did anyone bother to check how much the Government borrowed from the people inside the banks?Weird!Weird that a balance deficit government has any $700 billion to offer anyone!Talk about financing debt with debt!Wah!
Lets get real folks.The US government needs to spend less on war and more on building some forkin schools and shit that can help out niggas and beeetches to create wealth.F**k that fighting shit.Everyone knows it is a cover for fuel monopolization and wild conspiracy theory themed shenanigans.We dont even really need the oil.Many geeks have burnt the midnight oil just to make sure oil is not a viable technological advancement.
I recently saw this Sports car that does 300 MPH on sun rays and 3 hours charge of electricity.Talk about geeks outdoing geeks!
I need direct line to my 1400 to the power of 4 twice removed cousin Barack.The one they say speaks alot like the next president.But they say he is more related to that onion skinned republican than any folks I may know or vaguely know.
If only water was heavier.If only.
Just wondering whether my 1400 to the power of 10 twice removed cousin George Bush knows what shit hit his fan.The basis of Kenyan corruption is nepotism.I will give my brother the job even if he cannot type the name SHIT.Sheeeeeet!
But then corruption is a relative term.Veeeery relative.Niggas get skinned and fried and the sumbeetch expects all the world to call it a small financial hiccup that $1 Trillion (70 Pentrillion Tanzanian shillings) can fix.Beeeutch you flippin foggin crazy!That money can feed a billion Africans for life.Beeeeeeetch!
Picture this scenario in ancient America; Lehman put finger in cookie jar,cookie jar very warm,Lehman put two finger in jar,veeery warm, then Lehman call his shaggedy brother to help.It was good while it lasted.Cookie jar grew teeth and the rest is severed finger history.Severed finger and a whole lot of intestinal damage.
If there is a sad thing about being the pawn of a geek in a suit with 100 business models that could work or fail,it is the possibility of being left without a perch to perch on.Sort of like a little bird after a sortee by the vulture patrol.'Home owners' without shit to their name sounds like the recipe that George and family figured would be best so America could go f**k up 3 wars.Beeeeetch!
I want to personally kill all the terrorists.But f**k it if it takes me a billion dollars.I would be better off bribing them sunsabeeetches.Soon Osama would be Wasapa and you can pick him off some prime carribean beach and fry his kidneys.Would not have to post any of those scary raggedy beard pictures of his.Not with all the bling he got.Bribe the Biatch,he comes out to go get some ice for his Mamisita and Kubliaow! Gotcha Beeetch!
I guess Lehman and his brothers got seriously shagged by the 'market forces'.But did anyone bother to check how much the Government borrowed from the people inside the banks?Weird!Weird that a balance deficit government has any $700 billion to offer anyone!Talk about financing debt with debt!Wah!
Lets get real folks.The US government needs to spend less on war and more on building some forkin schools and shit that can help out niggas and beeetches to create wealth.F**k that fighting shit.Everyone knows it is a cover for fuel monopolization and wild conspiracy theory themed shenanigans.We dont even really need the oil.Many geeks have burnt the midnight oil just to make sure oil is not a viable technological advancement.
I recently saw this Sports car that does 300 MPH on sun rays and 3 hours charge of electricity.Talk about geeks outdoing geeks!
I need direct line to my 1400 to the power of 4 twice removed cousin Barack.The one they say speaks alot like the next president.But they say he is more related to that onion skinned republican than any folks I may know or vaguely know.
If only water was heavier.If only.
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